hentai-ass:

fellmoon:

tobiasxva:

I love accurate deadpool cosplay gifs.

This is why we need a real R rated Deadpool movie.

Protip: It IS Deadpool. He comes through the fourth wall to go to cons as himself

Fuck this is perfect

(Source: bored-no-more, via your-friendly-neighborhood-homo)

therealmechromancer:

prince-of-the-iron-fist:

yup-that-exists:

The Nerf Nuke

Introducing the most epic Nerf weapon of all time! The Nerf Nuke is a rocket that launches in the air and shoots out 80 Nerf darts in every possible direction. It’s the holy grail, and is guaranteed to win you an Nerf war you start.

BUY IT HERE

T̢͉̳͎͎̰̟̩̥̗͙̜̞̩̦̤̀͜͢H̵̡̢͈̠͈͟E̶͉̹̝̠̮̺͓̱̬̥͔̠͚͠ͅ ̶̧̢͚͙̲̗̣̬͕̯͉̝̙̼͙͈͙̙͎͞Ş̥͉͕̬͈̺̙̫̫̠̕͠Ḱ̶̷̙͔̞̖̹͔̫̦̭̠͓̺̥̯͍͢͜I̧̦̱̗̬̱̮̪̹̦͟E̛̠̣͓͕̬S͏̶̵̹̯͎̠͓̲̣̱̜̞̭̕͠ͅ ̷̤̦̘͓̥̻̭̩͉̕̕͞Á̴̴͎͈̮̼͈̩͔̻͔̟̪̼͖̱̘͟͠R̸̛̗̥͎͕̦̞͕͓͕̪͓̕͝ͅḚ̹̟̞̤͕̣͕̦̬̠́̀ ̛͠͏̫̞̝͓̤̙̼̜͍̞́ͅṊ̛̪̪̖͚̭̗͔̺̬͝͠ͅͅO͏̗̙̰̻͚̗̱̼̱̗̝̝̩̤̗̮̣͘̕T̵̢̛̲̜̬̲̙͈͈̟̤̞̦̮̱̘͕̱̘̤ ̶҉̢̲̘̭̝͖̲̟̗̀͝S̴̷̡̠̮̥̟͖̹̱̣̫̥̳̱̬̪͝ͅĄ̹̯͉͍̱̙͕̳̗̗̼̦̀͠F̶͖̗̱̭̬̥͎̭͔͚̭̰̹͔͎̲̼͢͜͟͞E͇̰̲̣̟̖͚̬̩̭̘̜̰̹̘͡

I have no words.

(via psiongamma)

girlsbydaylight:

カワイイ☆センシ☆ by もっちゃむ on pixiv

tittily:

tittily:

did i seriously just hook up with someone i met at applebee’s

what the fuck, me

image

dont do this

(via closettherapist)

thelastsworld:

orchu:

drag it! 

EEEEEEE! Drag it Drag IT!

thelastsworld:

orchu:

drag it! 

EEEEEEE! Drag it Drag IT!

(via tootpacute)

arctiicfoxxx:

My hair is a pastel dream 🌈🌸

arctiicfoxxx:

My hair is a pastel dream 🌈🌸

(via ichigomashi)

cub-sage-of-the-six-paths:

I’m terrible, but I laughed waaaaaay to hard at this. Hahahaha!!!!

cub-sage-of-the-six-paths:

I’m terrible, but I laughed waaaaaay to hard at this. Hahahaha!!!!

(Source: friendlymushrooom, via technicolorpoetry)

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

(via obliviousham)