the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

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"You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of."

"But you have heard of me."

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I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me


I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

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i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner


Do… Girls really worry about this?


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Apparently you can’t do page breaks on mobile?
I havent seen my family in months so obviously I missed them.. they havent been around me in a while so all they’ve been doing is annoying, taunting and teasing me.. and pissing me off because they think it’s funny. But in reality that’s making me second guess myself about moving back home. Would you purposely move back into a house where everyone in it upsets you every fucking day? I mean really it’s fucking ridiculous. I thought my brothers were grown up enough that I wouldnt have to deal with this bullshit. And my mom’s been pissing me off too to top it off. She keeps talking to me like im 6 years old. Im a fucking grown up im gonna be 20 in november. I’ve been living without you for 6 months now. Knock it the fuck off. And my dad just thinks it’s funny. NO ITS NOT FUNNY ITS ANNOYING AND I HAVE LITTERALLY GOTTEN UPSET EVERY FUCKING DAY SO FAR ON MY FUCKING VACATION! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HATE YOUR VACATION BUT I DO RIGHT NOW.
OH and dont forget once my vacation’s over I have to go back to my shit job in Charlotte for one more month before I can finally go home. But now I don’t know what I wanna do. Stay at my shit job? Move home and be pissed off everyday?

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Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

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what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

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*unbaes you*

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So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.


dennys i am disappointed, you could have said eggcellent attitude 

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